So first off we bragged about how President Obama wasn't being as obviously gawky as the other world leaders were when this secretary bent over to pick up papers in the photo below.

See at first he appears to be a gentleman while these other
lechers drool over her goodies. By the way, why doesn't one of these assholes give her a hand, huh? Public servants, huh? Fuck them.
However within a few hours, something eventually caught Obama's attention. Shown in the pic below.
"Mmm,... Yeah, get it!"
Moving on, we also talked about this:
MICHAEL BAY

VS.
MEGAN FOX
HERE'S A LINK TO THE DETAILS.And we're not asking you to take sides or anything but take a look at this and find out about the real Michael Bay.
WHY MICHAEL BAY IS A DIRTY PERVERT BUT HAS VIDEO COLLECTION I'D LIKE TO STEALThen we talked about,
Girls Next Door alum Kendra Wilkinson and her plans to raise her child christian.Now be careful it's Fox news so wash yourself after your done reading but if it is true I bet in heaven Jesus has this picture hung up in his locker.

And to finish things up we talked about the glory that is fat people and the enjoyment of them dancing.

"That's right shake it, mamma!"
Thanks for listening folks.
-Welchie